Question #1: A gentleman by the name of Brian Barlow from Mitchell Indiana asks: Dick, how the hell do you get your picture taken with so many beautiful women? Answer: Brian, when you get to my level it comes natural. It is merely part of the burden I must deal with in the circus known as Ugly Early. To answer you question, the beautiful women normally come up to me and it is getting tougher each week to choose from so many of which ones to put up on the home page. I guess it is what one might call a fringe benny for hanging out with these losers! Question #2: Mr. Tim (Timmy Dot) Norris would like to know if it is true if you have been around the world three times and seen a goat f*ckin' before? Answer: Yes, next question. Remember I try to keep this a PG-13 website. Question #3: From anonymous, Does your slider finger ever get sore? Answer: Yes, But I have found that sewing stores make flexible thimbles that do nicely, thank you. Question #4: From Linda R. in California, "Could you fly me out to take a picture of me with Dick?" Answer: (With what they pay me?) Tell you what, If you can find a way to get out here, I will certainly have our picture taken together and put up on the website. Question #5: From Eddie G., " Is that Mike J. on the flyer for Jasper Inn? Answer: No, but now that you mention it....... Question #6: Dick, we know that you've been friends with the band members for many years. We also know that, even though Ugly Early does rock capitally, your fame is growing exponentially (much like a virus). Will it cause problems when your career forces you to leave the guys behind? Respectfully, Cunningham (Jeff) Answer: Jeff, First of all thanks for playing along. The simple truth is that if I ever departed the band, it will dissolve and the members will return to being the losers they were before I made this happen. You and I both know how much work it is to make them sound as good as they do. |